11/28/05

U.S. Politics for Dummies

Well, after a number of posts of hard hitting facts and figures, how about a change of pace --a joke?

I first heard the following joke, attributed to the "California International Studies Project" at Stanford University, some months back but find that it still resonates today. It starts off like this:

Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?
A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction, honey.

Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.
A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.

Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?
A: Yep. Invasions always work better than inspections.

Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons of mass destruction, did we?
A: That's because ... Click here for balance of joke

No comments: